Ok,
did anyone see the match between Australia and Italy yesterday in the
World Cup games? Ridiculous! Sorry, just had to ask.
Let's have a party/get together around someone's large TV to watch the
finals because I'll exist on that day (Sunday, July 9th WOO!)!
Who wants to volunteer their really large TV? I would, but my TV
isn't that large. And my family is odd ... and sometimes
dangerous ...
Next
question: Does anyone remember (I think Laura was there, but it
might have been Jessica) when I went into guidance that one time to get
some pointless form? Hm, I guess I did that a lot, so let me be
more specific: I went to school one morning wearing this Chinese
shirt I have -- I'm sure you've all seen it -- and then when I went to
get this pointless form from guidance the secretary not only asked for
my name but also for how it was spelled after I told her it was "Jane,"
because she was just "making sure there weren't any Is or Ys or
anything like that." She'd never double checked the spelling of
my name any other time I had given it to her ... I was just blatantly
Asian that day (as opposed to every other day, I suppose).
"Well, whatever," I thought, until yesterday:
"So what's your name again?"
"Jane."
"How do you spell that?"
"... J - A - N - E."
"Oh, so just plain Jane, nothing weird or anything. Ok."
No,
you jerk, I guess there isn't anything WEIRD about the way I spell my
name. But if there WERE, wouldn't it probably be because I'm
Asian? Is it WEIRD that I'm Asian? But eh, it doesn't
matter because luckily I spell my name the PLAIN way. The plain
traditional way. Nothing WEIRD, because apparently DIFFERENT is
WEIRD and that's BAD. If it had been up to me, I think I would
have not picked the name "Jane," or I would have spelled it some really
interesting way with Xs and Qs. Unfortunately, my parents aren't
the most creative in the world. I actually like my name
though. Jane. Sure, it's a bit simple, but not a lot of
girls our age seem to have it ... It's a nice classic name. SO
SUCK THAT. Nothing makes me cringe more than when people call me
"Plain Jane." I'll have you know that I'm hardly plain.
Haha, Plain Jane, Plain Jane! Isn't that cute! It
rhymes! There are plenty of other things that rhyme with
Jane. Such as insane. Or will-beat-you-with-a-cane.
Please, anything but plain.
Posted at 6/27/2006 10:28:03 am by sponJaneous
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Thomas
July 1, 2006 11:06 AM PDT
haha. i like the "will-beat-you-with-a-cane" rhyme. hilarious |
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Catherine
June 27, 2006 07:34 PM PDT
will-beat-you-with-a-cane Jane is catchy!!!
i like :) |
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Jessica
June 27, 2006 01:14 PM PDT
Well hey, brainy grain Jane. or should I call you superficial middle cerebral vein Jane? of course, there's always capital of Bahrain, power train, tangent plane Jane, too.
Why isn't your name IYIYYQXHIYQJKRZ? Because, you know, that is asian. There are some...Y's...okay where do people come up with things like that. who in their right mind would spell Jane with I's and Y's? JAIYNE? no, it doesn't work. Silly humans.
Au revoir, quiche lorraine, discount chain, cocaine Jane. (ah! Cocaine Jane has a nice ring to it)
Ciao. Chow mein, Jane.
ps. rhymezone.com is more than my hero. DeNiro.
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